Lots of Ocelots! Quotes

“So I got creative. Carrots! (They seem to be the answer to most of my food problems.)”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“What do sea monsters eat in Minecraft? Fish and ships!”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Lots of Ocelots!

“that read, “Glow Low 2 Enter.” What did that”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Lots of Ocelots!

“stood around for what seemed like forever”
― Minecrafty Family Books, Lots of Ocelots!

“Why does everything seem to land on my head in this world? (Think: spider AND ocelot.) Do I have a bullseye up there or what?  ”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“Here’s the score for the day: Creepers = 1 Zombies = 1 Strings = 4 Bars of gold = 4 Arrows = 3 Cats = 0 Cocoa beans = 0 Patience = 0”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“remembered the embarrassing “killer chicken” episode. “Hi little guy,” I said into the bushes.   But instead of a chicken, the leaves parted to reveal... a ZOMBIE!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“Good News: I’m rich! Bad News: Too much to list!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“I was definitely having a Dr. Seuss moment: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“I have never been so happy to eat a bunch of carrots in my life!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“Good News: I know what NOT to use for bait. Bad News: Sea monsters!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“And that’s when it hit me. Maybe those brownish blocks high up in the tree weren’t cocoons housing killer moths. Maybe they were actually cocoa pods! (Let’s hope!)”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“I couldn’t believe it! A recipe for cookies! Now I could live on cookies! That’s the dream!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“Why does everything seem to land on my head in this world? (Think: spider AND ocelot.) Do I have a bullseye up there or what?”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“felt my foot snag on something again! CLICK! SWOOSH! OUCH! I had been shot by an arrow trap! It hurt, but luckily I was still alive.”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“Important Life (or Death) Lesson: Do NOT eat the yellow round-y fish in Minecraft. They’re poisonous!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“My survival instincts kicked in (better late than never!), and I tore off into the jungle. I clambered over shrubs. I scrambled under trees. I think I even smashed a body-shaped hole through a large bush!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!

“This makes me wonder what other surprises Minecraft has waiting for me in this jungle. Ferocious tigers? Deadly snakes? Killer moths? Or worse?!”
― Minecrafty Family, Lots of Ocelots!