Love's Inconvenient Truth Quotes

“I’m falling, Elle. I know this wasn’t the plan, but I am.

Me, too, angel. Me, too…”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“Well, that’s funny to me because Just Sex doesn’t show up uninvited after I just gave Just Sex just sex a few hours ago. Especially not in the rain.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“I refused, not wanting human interaction. I just needed my alone time.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“If I knew your hospitality could be negotiated, I would’ve woken you up with your juices bursting in my mouth.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“Well, let me finally put your ass to sleep with my 7th inning sleep-inducing skillset.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“And for the record, I have too much dark shit stashed underneath my mattress to share with my boys. Sounds like your demons would fit in my haunted closet with the rest of my iniquities.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“I’m not the trophy fuck you brag about to your boys. I’m more like the guilty jerk off material you stash underneath the mattress when you’re done. You don’t want more than business with me.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“I’m falling, Elle. I know this wasn’t the plan, but I am.” Me, too, angel. Me, too…”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“And another ingredient for your pot of adolescent jokes soup.” The”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“So, you think he’s been checking his watch for the past twenty minutes just because he wanted to see my face? You get the cupcakes in that box, your boy here hasn’t been home in a week; he has a particular fondness for a different type cupcake I produce exclusively and gets cranky at the delayed delivery”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“Fairy tales don’t always have to be a forsaken concept. Sometimes it’s a matter of viewing it from the right perspective. Sometimes you have to simply choose a more suitable illustrator. Even we haunted cynics can find liberation in the mendacity of fairy tales.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“Call it running into what you believed to be the most irresistible creature and not having the wherewithal to deny yourself of her.”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth

“My ability to share with her was restricted. I didn’t understand, that if you chose the right woman to exchange with, you empower and push each other toward greatness. I didn’t get that it isn’t about spilling your business to her so much as it is having an alliance with someone who is to balance you and hold you responsible for your dreams and goals. ”
― Love Belvin, Love's Inconvenient Truth