The Terrible Two Get Worse Quotes

“Leave it to Niles Sparks to prank his pranking partner in the middle of a prank.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“You probably have your photo taken all the time, with cameras and phones, by family and friends.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“is not Rodeo Day. It is not Ugly Sweater”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“Barkin. And let me begin by saying that Pajama Day is canceled.” A discontented murmur ran through the auditorium. Holly looked around at the faces of her fellow students. She stood up. “But, Principal Barkin,” she said. “The last Principal Barkin—” Barkin slammed his fist onto the podium. “SILENCE! I WILL NOT BE INTERRUPTED.” He pointed a long finger at Holly Rash. “YOU. YOU WILL REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS ASSEMBLY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?” “Yes, but—” “SIT”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“grown right in front of where the students normally stood for the all-school photograph. The universe was giving him the most photogenic sign possible.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“picture day tradition that went”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“Samizdat.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“Chapter”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“You will have the option of paying extra for a fifth background, Executive Gray (just regular gray), and you will wonder what kind of person spends ten bucks to get gray.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“The Terrible Twos is what you call toddlers,” said Miles.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“be present at any more of these meetings than I had to be.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“I mean,” said Niles, “it seems like excellence should get you something. But I was just this weird kid who wore a suit and a sash and didn’t have any friends.” “That’s definitely what I thought when I first met you.” “I’ve always loved books,” Niles said. “And my favorite books were books about pranksters. And books about how to do pranks. And how to make secret codes, and how to sneak around. From the time I was really little, I was always dreaming up pranks. I used to sit on my bed and imagine how I’d booby-trap my room. When I was six I asked for a bucket for Christmas, so I could fill it up with water and hook up a trip wire so it would spill on whoever came into my room.” Miles smiled. “Such a classic.” “Yeah.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“flowers had grown right in front of where the students normally stood for the all-school photograph.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“Principal Pack is a pack, like this one, worn by a school principal, like me, containing everything”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse

“respectful. Sure, his hair might be a little mussed for Principal Barkin’s liking. And those T-shirts. Principal Barkin wasn’t sure about those T-shirts.”
― Mac Barnett, The Terrible Two Get Worse