Joe Sherlock, Kid Detective, Case #000002 Quotes

“electrical wires the night before our presentation. So just as Sharon Sheldon was starting to give her introduction and Lance started to make low, rumbling noises with his armpit, my volcano’s battery somehow melted, burst into flames, and burned a big, black, stinky hole straight through Miss Piffle’s desk. I didn’t think it was such”
― Dave Keane, Joe Sherlock, Kid Detective, Case #000002: The Neighborhood Stink