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If I were a Guy
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“Keene stared briefly towards the Judge and was briefly silent before he turned to Nelson. “Do you think God will forgive deception for a good purpose Mrs. Nelson?”
“Objection!” Winston yelled.
“Sustained,” Judge Bizon said.
Keene hesitated, forced a smile as he held Nelson’s eyes. “I have to presume you’ve heard about this case before you saw God Mrs. Nelson.”
“Yes sir I sure did.’
“Did God mention that he had heard about the case as well?”
― If I were a Guy
“Objection!” Winston yelled.
“Sustained,” Judge Bizon said.
Keene hesitated, forced a smile as he held Nelson’s eyes. “I have to presume you’ve heard about this case before you saw God Mrs. Nelson.”
“Yes sir I sure did.’
“Did God mention that he had heard about the case as well?”
― If I were a Guy
“Prometi hesitated, leaning back into his seat, seeming surprised at the round of questioning from Keene. He answered in a solemn tone. “I don’t see the contradiction sir.”
Keene forged a smile. “Of course you can. It’s everything there is in the beginning. Fact existed in the beginning, did it not?”
Prometi squinted. “It ought to have.”
Keene nodded. “Indeed I agree. Fact has to exist or nothing can be. Can something be and not be Fact?”
Prometi shook his head. “Nothing can be and not be fact indeed sir.”
“But nothing is fact until revealed.”
“Indeed Sir.”
Prometi raised his voice lightly. “Such fact existed in the beginning without revelation. Can we not have a contradiction? Did fact reveal itself or is fact revelation?”
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Keene forged a smile. “Of course you can. It’s everything there is in the beginning. Fact existed in the beginning, did it not?”
Prometi squinted. “It ought to have.”
Keene nodded. “Indeed I agree. Fact has to exist or nothing can be. Can something be and not be Fact?”
Prometi shook his head. “Nothing can be and not be fact indeed sir.”
“But nothing is fact until revealed.”
“Indeed Sir.”
Prometi raised his voice lightly. “Such fact existed in the beginning without revelation. Can we not have a contradiction? Did fact reveal itself or is fact revelation?”
― If I were a Guy
“Lee smiled. “If I were a guy…nothing makes sense until I climax.”
“Hallelujah!” Dean exclaimed.
Theresa feigned a more feminized tone. “Oh my God! That is good. That is so good! You guys are senseless until you climax.”
“Amen to that,” Brenda said.
Lee got the heart shot.
Dean turned to Brenda. “What you got?”
Brenda smiled, held his eyes. “If I were a guy…too much testosterone will probably make me dumb.”
The others laughed.
Brenda got her shot.
“Lyn,” I called and turned to her with a smile.
Lyn smiled. “If I were a guy…I’ll put the toilet sit down and flip it back up again just to get the last drop out.”
― If I were a Guy
“Hallelujah!” Dean exclaimed.
Theresa feigned a more feminized tone. “Oh my God! That is good. That is so good! You guys are senseless until you climax.”
“Amen to that,” Brenda said.
Lee got the heart shot.
Dean turned to Brenda. “What you got?”
Brenda smiled, held his eyes. “If I were a guy…too much testosterone will probably make me dumb.”
The others laughed.
Brenda got her shot.
“Lyn,” I called and turned to her with a smile.
Lyn smiled. “If I were a guy…I’ll put the toilet sit down and flip it back up again just to get the last drop out.”
― If I were a Guy
“It happened overnight—the evolution of an atomic identity towards a manifestation of life. There it was, polymers shrinking, disintegrating like Phenol without its Benzene. It was simply there, haphazard and hazardous as a series of exploding celluloid billiard balls. And there it was, until the sudden surge. And there was silence.”
― If I were a Guy
― If I were a Guy
