Ultimate Joke Book for Kids Quotes

“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Q: What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? A:”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Does your brother keep himself clean? Yes! He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circuit!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“All of our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that. No? Well, just watch out for their chops.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

“How do you spell wrong? R – O – N – G That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't it?”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Ultimate Joke Book for Kids: 400+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids