Devious Minds Quotes

“She's mine.
I mean, she's mine to fuck with.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.”
― KF Germaine, Devious Minds

“God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years. For the next fifteen years. So once.”
― KF Germaine, Devious Minds

“I didn't spend the last six weeks trying to make her
life a living hell just to watch her walk away.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Then what?” Chance yelled at my back. “You gonna finally man up and get your girl?” “Yes, she’s mine to torture,” I yelled back, now sporting a shit-eating grin. “Exclusively.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“She really loves sherbet, so I was going to take her to Ben and Jerry's. Todd from our team has one of those vans you can sleep in, you know, with the black bubble window. It was going to be romantic.." "It sounds like your're trying to abduct a child, Jack. Jesus, the zoo, ice cream, a creepy van.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“I can’t believe I ended up in your bed… Jesus.” He held his hands up as if to prove he didn’t touch me. “I was a perfect gentlemen, Sinister. Even when you were on your hands and knees, begging me, I said, Yes, Sydney. I understand I take your breath away… No, I wasn’t aware you’ve been dreaming of me for the last two years… I know my ass is—” “Shut up.” I turned, grinning into my pillow. God, he was cute even when he was an ass.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Sydney, I want to be with you.
Not just one night,
but the foreseeable future.
For as long as you can stand me.
I want to be with you.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Don't ruin this...
Don't ruin us before we even get started,
because it could be the best thing that's
ever happened to me... to us.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“I sat on the grocery store floor for a half hour, reading the labels on all the boxes. I was upset Sydney was at risk for something called toxic shock syndrome, so I followed an old lady down the aisle and she showed me female incontinence products. I thought they did the same job. Turns out I was dead wrong.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“I stepped into the building. I paused in the front lobby. It was completely empty. No meatheads or groupies like there usually was when I visited Jack. The only sound of life came from above on the second floor. Horrible music. I listened for a few seconds before my ears started to bleed. That poor stereo! But a brilliant move on Gray’s part. He knew it would call to me like a wounded animal, begging to be put out of its misery.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“This DJ sucks cock, rang out through the speakers. The whole crowd looked at Fernando, who know had his eyes closed as he continued to nod his head. Chance spit his beer in one glorious spray all over the table. Jack's face was completely colorless.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Can I help you?"
"Yes sugar," Suddenly I had a southern accent.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“She laughed. It was supposed to come across as a smooth butter-her-up laugh, but it rang in my ears as a let’s-go-meet-Satan-down-the-hall laugh.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“I couldn't change our past, but
I could sure as hell change our future.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds

“Hey, Gorgeous,” he whispered as I walked past. Molly’s ears perked up and she laughed to herself. It took me five minutes to realize he’d said gorgeous. At first, I thought he’d called me George, so I’d spent the last three minutes racking my brain about why I was George. Which George was I? Like a cool George? I even grabbed my cell, looking up George on Urban Dictionary.”
― K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds