Disorganized Crime Quotes

“He's got all the dangly man parts, but your father's a weirdo drama queen.”
― Alex A. King, Disorganized Crime

“better”
― Alex A. King, Disorganized Crime

“My hand went pocket diving. It pulled out Detective Melas's business card. Black on white. Nothing fancy. Definitely not American Psycho quality.”
― Alex A. King, Disorganized Crime

“I awoke in a room that wasn't mine, in a house that wasn't home, in a country that was pretending to be my friend.”
― Alex A. King, Disorganized Crime

“You turned me in? You're an ass!" "I am the law," he said, deadpan. "You stink!”
― Alex A. King, Disorganized Crime