Boy Toy Chronicles Quotes

“I have a cape.
Because I’m motherfucking Batman.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“I loved you from the first moment I saw you … I love you through all the years of you being made at me when all I tried to do was show you that I loved you. I love you through every girl I’ve ever dated. And I loved you more than any asshole you’ve ever dated. I love you now. Not just because you’re my everything at the moment. But because you’ll always be my everything.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“The house is dead, part from Troy who’s limping around just outside the bedroom doors. “What happened to you?”
“Mrs Crocker has fat fingers.”
It takes a moment for me to work out what he’s saying. “You let her finger your asshole?”
A pained moan escapes him and he starts to pace. “She said she’d pay double…said she saw it in a movie. It was supposed to make me come instantly.”
“And?”
“What?” he breathes out.
“Did you come?”
“No. I squealed like a banshee and hauled ass out of there. I think half my insides are hanging out of my ass. Will you check?” he says, pants already down to his knees.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“Jesus fucking shit cock sucking whore in a wicker basket”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“Oh. And I have a cape. Because I’m motherfucking Batman.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“And thus began BTC, or Boy Toy Corporation. Crazy, right? Crazy fucking genius.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“I look down at the woman on her knees in front of me—her eyes wide and filled with lust. She sticks out her tongue and starts licking my cock like she’s a cat, and my dick is her paw. Lick lick lick.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles

“Mrs. Fletcher’s eyes are downcast as she opens the door and, without greeting, leads me to her kitchen. Over her shoulder, she tells me, “The kids are in daycare.” She means her cats. She has no kids.”
― Jay McLean, Boy Toy Chronicles