Villains Don't Date Heroes! Quotes

“So you can take your skepticism and plot hole digging and shove it up your own plot hole.”
― Mia Archer, Villains Don't Date Heroes!

“CORVAC definitely wasn’t the kind of computer to idly set by singing Daisy Bell while someone ripped out his circuit boards because they were displeased with his performance or annoyed by his homicidal streak.”
― Mia Archer, Villains Don't Date Heroes!

“Worrying since that kind of initiative in a computer could be a sign of impending sapience which I was trying to avoid, but I figured I had a little time before my backup system went all cogito ergo sum.”
― Mia Archer, Villains Don't Date Heroes!

“Right. No more Miss Nice Villain.”
― Mia Archer, Villains Don't Date Heroes!

“player who ran around in clown makeup of all things, but he mostly played head games and didn’t seem to have any powers or tech worth speaking of so I’d always ignored the asshole.”
― Mia Archer, Villains Don't Date Heroes!

“Rex was your typical twenty something manchild who never learned how to appropriately interact with women, and the shit cherry on top of the crap sundae was he had those crazy mind control eyes that meant he never had to learn the lesson that he was a useless pile of crap with no redeeming qualities and no interest in developing them.”
― Hayden Archer, Villains Don't Date Heroes!