Always the Bridesmaid Quotes

“But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“When in doubt, always compliment a woman's eyeliner application.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE. In our super progressive, equal right, modern society, it's the one thing no one wants to say but everyone is thinking, however messed-up it is.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“I wasn't just crying about Will. I was crying about Seb and Shona and my job and my sister's aggression and my parent's refusal to be proud of me and Lauren's wedding and every last shit little thing that had happened to me from birth, from the big disasters like puberty, to the things that didn't even seem to matter at the time, like when I put milk in my tea last Thursday and then found out it had gone off.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“—¡No soy como unos pantalones! —grité triunfante, complacida con mi propia analogía.
—Ahora creo que no te entiendo —... se rascó la cabeza y me miró fijamente durante un segundo.
—No soy un par de pantalones —repetí, ...—. No soy un objeto que se compra pensando que puedes subirles un poco el dobladillo y arreglarlos hasta que te queden perfectos. No se me puede transformar, no puedo cambiar, yo soy lo que soy.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“dejándonos ... navegando en medio de un montón de mierda y sin remo. Lo cual puede parecer una frase graciosa hasta que te das cuenta de que vas a tener que hundir los brazos hasta el codo si quieres llegar a la orilla.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“No intentes nunca contener una carcajada si existe algún riesgo de que termine saliendo por la nariz. Carcajearse es mucho más atractivo que dejar que te salga la risa por la nariz, solo un poco, pero lo es.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid

“—¿Voy bien? —pregunté, tirando del jersey.
—..., creo que las dos sabemos que, si tienes que preguntarlo, ya conoces la respuesta a tu pregunta.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Always the Bridesmaid