The Virgin Romance Novelist Quotes

“I’m not living in my books; they’re just my friends,” I replied softly. Any serious reader would know what I’m talking about.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“There is a whole community out there who loves love, who loves romance, and I’m one of them. It’s a world I love living in, where there are happily ever afters, the odd girl gets the good looking guy, and where chivalry isn’t lost. I know it can’t all be true, that life isn’t as grand as some novels make it out to be, but I still love every single story because it’s an escape from reality, a moment in time where you can daydream of the impossible, where there is a chance of watching true love unfold right in front of you.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Love is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s hard to find and sometimes it’s sitting right in front of you, waiting to be recognized. What I learned from all the books I’ve read and from the book that I’m writing is that no matter what, you have to work to find love. It isn’t a given and it isn’t instantaneous. It’s a privilege to find, and should never be taken lightly.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Note to self: When people say dicks come in all shapes and sizes, they are not kidding.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I was always the friend, never the lover.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“You're living through your characters when you need to be living in real life.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“People are idiots in real life, and don’t see what’s sitting in front of them until they lose it. Life really isn’t a bunch of sunshine and rainbows. Nope, people make mistakes, they can’t see past their noses to find that the one man that has been a constant in their life was actually made for them.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Well from an outsider’s perspective, love seems easy, but when you’re the one in the hot seat, making the decisions, it’s not that easy putting your heart out there, gathering enough courage to fall into the unknown. Love isn’t easy and love isn’t kind; love is something you sacrifice everything for in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, there is a person in this world who will accept you for who you are.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Isn’t that how all romantics are, give love a chance? That was the sole basis of every romance novel out there; give love a chance.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I’m a stage five clinger. If you poke me with that penis, I will want to marry you tomorrow. I actually already love you. I didn’t have to go to the bathroom, I was preparing my engagement speech to you, because I want to propose, and if we have sex, I guarantee you I will get pregnant, condom or not. My vagina eats condoms actually and my eggs are more than willing to pull your sperm into their sacs as hostages. We can make a baby today, just say the word. Marriage, babies, and I love you. I love you. I love you.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Marta ripped my butthole right off my body to join my other lady bits in the graveyard of broken and torn private parts.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“No friend of mine is going to date someone who listens to Nickelback. No way in hell.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Please note, doing it against a wall, not as easy as it’s written. There’s a lot of fumbling involved. Also, shower sex equals awkward as hell, especially when the shower head starts to drown you. Sex doggy style while lying over a couch, exhilarating, but watch out for queefing.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I farted; I farted on the man’s head. I farted on his chin, on his damn chin.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Rosie, please tell me you don’t call a lady’s vagina her pleasure garden.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I actually wanted to find out about, why men were so proud of their members. It wasn’t like ladies went around purposefully giving themselves camel toes to show off how big their lady folds were.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“No, it's not, but when I read a book without sex, I feel like I'm missing that connection between the characters...call me a pervert, but I think sex in a book is not just about getting all hot and steamy. It's about seeing the characters form this bond that is undeniable, you know?”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“It looked like a broken finger, a right hand turn sign, an Allen wrench, a drunk pencil, a worm with a broken neck, a damn garden hoe.  It was not a penis.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I felt too abused to even stop her, so I just curled up against the bed with my ass in the air, trying to find my happy place where unicorns frolicked in glitter fields of donuts and cherry trees.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“That was something I actually wanted to find out about, why men were so proud of their members. It wasn’t like ladies went around purposefully giving themselves camel toes to show off how big their lady folds were.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I don’t mind showing you my dick, Rosie. It could be for experimental purposes. Science. Although, it wouldn’t be very fair to all the other men you will probably see, since I’m so big and girthy.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I don’t mind showing you my dick, Rosie. It could be for experimental purposes. Science. Although, it wouldn’t be very fair to all the other men you”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I still love every single story because it's an escape from reality, a moment in time where you can daydream of the impossible, where there is a chance of watching true love unfold right in front of you.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Yuck, the mere thought of prancing camel toes gallivanting the streets of New York had me dry heaving.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Giving myself a pep talk, I peeked into my pants and told my vagina that even though what was about to happen to her was construed by the devil himself, I still loved her and hopefully, such actions would bring great rewards in the future.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“A small tear fell down my cheek as I thought about Henry and what was happening. I was losing him and I was afraid the only way to keep him from falling out of my life was tossing him my heart as a life saver and I wasn’t so sure I would be able to recover if he broke it.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“Yes,” I answered exasperated. “I also just love the idea of making my own love story, making two people fall in love who’ve been living through such different circumstances. It’s all about the find when it comes to love, the moment when you meet the one person in your life you can’t possibly live without, that was what intrigued me.” “Agreed but you know sex sells, correct?”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I could feel the crying vaginas, calling out to all other vaginas in the vicinity to clam up, to turn inside out and run for their damn lives, to never show fold in a salon like this again.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“I’m not living in my books, they’re just my friends,” I replied softly. Any serious reader would know what I’m talking about.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist

“heart”
― Meghan Quinn, The Virgin Romance Novelist