Love Hate Relationship Quotes

“I wanted to gouge my eyes out. Or better yet, stick a fork in one of the airbags she called a boob and watch her fly away.”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship

“Uh… hi…” Yep, he totally forgot her name. His wide, icy eyes shot to me as if wanting me to step in and save him. Not a fucking chance in hell. He’d made his bed, had sex with the five-foot-nine Barbie Doll in it, he could very well lie in it. “You”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship

“I’m thinking he might like it.” Pepper’s voice held joyous humor as she joined Tomas in clutching her hands to her chest. “Oh, baby. He more than likes it,” Tomas replied. “Judging by that python standing tall behind his fly, he loves it.” That”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship

“And I lived in a dorm full of girls, all on the same damn menstrual schedule, so the fact that you’re worse than all of them combined speaks volumes about your character.”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship

“You finished?” he asked casually. “You know what?” I fumed, “I’m not. From here on out, the only way I’m doing another damn coffee run for you is if you give me enough money to buy myself one as well. And if you aren’t being a complete asshole, I might consider giving you back your change when I’m done.” “Now you finished?” was all he said. “Yes,” I bit out. “Good. I need coffee.” And with that, he turned and headed back into the kitchen. I was pretty sure my head exploded.”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship

“Any and all activity that requires you to be in any state of undress will be done on your time, not mine. Because believe it or not, I don’t get paid nearly enough to have to watch you scratch your balls.”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship

“and asshole-ish isn’t a real word. Maybe if you read something other than your porn books, you could broaden your vocabulary.”
― Jessica Prince, Love Hate Relationship