Slightly Stalky Quotes

“Better plot lines came from her neighbor’s six-year-old playing pretend in the front yard. Though to be fair, the kid might be a genius. She’d seen him create dialog for two trashcans, three bushes, and a tree that made total sense.”
― Amy Vansant, Slightly Stalky

“Do vegetables drink milk? Who has a milkman? Is it always 1860 in Green Giant Land? And why are milkmen always so horny?”
― Amy Vansant, Slightly Stalky

“You have been absolutely no help, you and all your common sense. I was hoping you could help me hatch a dastardly plan.”
― Amy Vansant, Slightly Stalky