Thieves Like Us Quotes

“Say 'Synchronize watches', Motti." Con batted her eyelids. "You know I love it when you say 'Synchronize watches'." Motti glowered at Con, put on a bad falsetto French accent: "Would everyone kindly confirm their watch is telling the same time as their neighbour's watch, yes?”
― Stephen Cole, Thieves Like Us

“You need to cool it some, geek." said Motti. "Why not go to the fridge, open the door, and stand there for a minute? Then grab a beer from inside and bring it to me." Jonah smiled despite himself. "Good of you to think of my welfare like that.”
― Stephen Cole, Thieves Like Us

“You see? I have the run of this place." "Run? More like the zombie shuffle."-Yianna & Motti”
― Stephen Cole, Thieves Like Us

“Name? Masked Pseudo-religious Maniac. Organisation? Cult of Ophiuchus. Car registration? Shit, one of yours, actually –”
― Stephen Cole, Thieves Like Us

“If it helps, you can think of magic as technology yet to be understood,”
― Stephen Cole, Thieves Like Us