Keys to My Cuffs Quotes

“I want to bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.”
― Lane Lynn Vale, Keys to My Cuffs

“Gun safety rules: Do not piss off the woman holding the gun.”
― Lane Lynn Vale, Keys to My Cuffs

“On the last contraction, the intern started shoving his hand up my woman’s vagina, and I was about to lose my shit when Channing yelled, “Get out of my cunt, you big handed heifer!”
― Lane Lynn Vale, Keys to My Cuffs

“I like your dick and I cannot lie. My orgasm is the reason why.”
― Lane Lynn Vale, Keys to My Cuffs

“Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll. -E-card Loki”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Keys to My Cuffs