Confessions of a Reformed Tom Cat Quotes

“No, I really do like the way babies smell. It’s like laundry fresh out of the dryer.” “Only the dryer is a vagina.”
― Daisy Prescott, Confessions of a Reformed Tom Cat

“Ken, I thought you might be thirsty.” She held up two beers and a cider. “And I owe Tom a beer.” Before sitting between us, she handed me a bottle and then passed one to my dad.”
― Daisy Prescott, Confessions of a Reformed Tom Cat

“Have a penis? Thou shall move shit.” She”
― Daisy Prescott, Confessions of a Reformed Tom Cat