Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12 Quotes

“Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“bottom”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“What streets do ghosts haunt? A: Dead ends!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? 
A: Because he ran out of juice.”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A: She couldn't control her pupils!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Spelling bees!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Question: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“What’s the tallest building in the world? A: The library, because it has the most stories!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweet-ment.”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Where do baby apes sleep?
A: In apricots!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baboom!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“dressing!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“button”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“A:”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“peeling”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was the biggest?
A: The son, because he was a little Bigger!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“A: Take the s out!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Why did a boy throw a clock out the window?
A: To see time fly!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Bigger!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why don’t”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12