Secrets of a D-List Supervillain Quotes

“The robot answers, “I’ve been in my present position for seven minutes and thirty-seven seconds. The two of you were otherwise engaged, and did not detect my approach. Thus, I encountered what you humans refer to as an awkward situation. I did not wish to interrupt, and based on the material you, Bobby, and Larry watch, it is customary for the third person in this position to watch. If I had been female, it would also be customary for me to begin touching myself.”
― Jim Bernheimer, Secrets of a D-List Supervillain