49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework Quotes

“...Here's a note from my Optician explaining that from now on my eyes can only see screens. So until the school buys me an iPad I can't do my homework.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

“my pet goldfish ate my homework, who was eaten by the neighbour's cat, who was eaten by my pet dog. It would be a painstakingly complex surgical procedure to retrieve my homework so let’s assume I got all the questions right.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

“Please forward all homework to: derek@domyhomeworkforme.com”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

“We're not in school to colour in, and cut and stick, and play in the playground... are we?...”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

“sit down and shut up or I will report you to the Headteacher.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework