The Bible in a Nutshell Quotes

“Maybe you know the backstory of Batman and so you know that story isn't a factual tale. However in its simplest form the story of Batman's inception is actually far more believable than the Bible in its simplest form. The only reason people buy the Bible story is because piled onto a simple story about a space wizard is all this other fluff to try and make it look like it has more substance than it really has. But if you strip away the fluff and say it straight you can see it for what it is.”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell

“So everyone pigs out on Christ Crackers and Jesus Juice”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell

“John runs around and tells everyone that he met that guy from the thing that those people mentioned that one time”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell

“Noah lands the boat on a mountain, because screw you physics,”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell