Ways to Die in Glasgow Quotes

“Her name was Senga. You have to love Glasgow; once everyone figured we had enough people named Agnes, they just reversed the letters and started again.”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“Fuck-a-doodle-do.”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“Another problem to fix. I’ll add it to the list, right beneath the entry that says ‘everything’.”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“He walked round to the front door and pressed the buzzer for Mackie’s flat. It was easy to spot; it was the one with ‘fuck off’ written on the nameplate.”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“No, he didn’t come to me for a gun. I only said that because of you, thought maybe you’d want one, with being shot and everything.’
‘Why the fuck would I want a gun? Would you ask a man who’s just been bitten by a shark if he wants to buy a shark?”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice.”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“This was all carrying the faintest whiff of Scientology. I wondered which level of the conspiracy I needed to be at before they told me about the giant lizards and taught me how to smile in a really suspicious way.”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow

“Her name was Senga. You have to love Glasgow; once everyone figured we had enough people named Agnes, they just reversed the letters and started again. Hillcoat”
― Jay Stringer, Ways to Die in Glasgow