HASHTAG Quotes

“They wanted Jake dead for killing Chicken Bone?”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“She was like a redneck Yoko Ono.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“They got another girl in Louisiana who robbed two college boys and put fish hooks in their ball sacks after stealing their car and all their money.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“He’s in the pisser right now because he drank a bunch of sodas and I seriously don’t think the kid’s got a bladder bigger than a plug nickel.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“Hashtag Sweet Melinda”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“What the hell is a hashtag?”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“You know, there’s some girl running all over Mississippi, stealing cars and beating the shit out of guys, taking their wallets. Everybody’s talking about her. Everybody’s trying to figure out her story. On Twitter, she has her own hashtag,”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“Do you understand why I prefer you to have a toy gun?”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“I mean, the joke had Jesus in it and on account of him being a Muslim, he probably missed the point. What I’m saying is he didn’t laugh at it, so I shot the gun in the air.” Jake didn’t say anything.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“Two out of three wasn’t bad.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“You have an accent. And it’s as Southern as stone-ground grits.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG