Double Header Quotes

“Beneath it all I wish everyone would stop worrying about who is gay, who is straight, who is bisexual. Why must we define people by their sexuality? Why does Billy need to be gay Billy? Why does Sally need to be lesbian Sally? Why does Eric need to be Bi Eric? Why can't they just be Billy, Sally and Eric? Society groups people into classes to feel stability and safety. In doing so they break the hearts and souls of people like myself who don't fit into either class.”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“A 2 liter soda bottle is my best friend.”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“The best way to put it, is as follows:     With girls:     "You don't have to touch them, it's cool."     With guys:     "TOUCH THEM! SUCK THEM! You KNOW you want to!”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“    "Don't let the bastards get you down. You've got one up on all of them. To hell with the jealous fucks."     When I told him that they said I was gay he laughed and said something else amazing.     "What does that matter? If you are, you are, if you aren't you aren't. You're still my boy and whatever or whoever you like doesn't matter. I don't think you even know what you like yet. So don't let that bother you either. Your mother and I love you no matter what. Ignore those bastards.”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“    "I know why you want this. I really do. But even if you do, you'll still be the guy they make fun of. You'll still be the gay guy who might or might not have had two dicks.”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“    Some how I convinced myself that having one cut off would make everything better. What had made me special, made me miserable. I couldn't prove the bullies wrong. I went from being "cool" during the first week. When my buddy tried to save me from persecution we became "faggots." It went from being the cool taboo dude with two dicks, to the queer with two dicks.”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“remember is her slapping him in the face while telling him "My son is not a freak show!”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“A few things happened all at once. A few gasps came out of the group, my mother threw a sheet over my lap and proceeded to shove the group out of the room. I”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“With girls:     "You don't have to touch them, it's cool."     With guys:     "TOUCH THEM! SUCK THEM! You KNOW you want to!”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises

“can see why other guys and girls at that age would think about suicide. Don't do it. The people causing you that pain aren't worth your life, your soul and immortality. Yeah, I'm Christian and I believe there's more beyond death. You don't have to believe that, it's your choice. But what if there is? Suicide is just going to close that door forever. Anyway, I'll move on from religion. It's not popular and it's because of the people who follow it, not the message under it all; which is love.     Just remember, treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Don't bully someone, or give someone grief just because you feel like shit. What hurts you, hurts me, what scars you scars others. Why leave a negative mark on another person? Especially when you can do so much more for them by being kind. It's worth thinking about. Just remember, good comes back to you whenever you put it out there. No matter where you send goodness and love, it will find it's way back to you. It may not happen tomorrow and it may not come back from the person or place you sent it. But trust me when I tell you, it comes back to you.”
― Diphallic Dude, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises