In the Dog House! Quotes

“(Note to self: Follow Mom’s rule, “Watch where you’re walking.”)”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the cliff? Because it didn’t have the guts! (Heh.)”
― Minecrafty Family Books, In the Dog House!

“Skeletons plus sunshine makes a skeleton bonfire (actually, a bone-fire). Heh, heh.”
― Minecrafty Family Books, In the Dog House!

“Wait a minute... Minecraft has zombies and skeletons, does it also have WEREWOLVES?! *gulp*”
― Minecrafty Family Books, In the Dog House!

“Boy, do I wish I had a rope. It would be so cool to drop into the chamber like Tom Cruise did in one of my favorite movies, Mission Impossible.”
― Minecrafty Family Books, In the Dog House!

“Let’s take a quick look at all the monsters after me: – Endermen who teleport and hit me! – Zombies who try to smash through my door! – Creepers who explode like walking bombs! – Slimes who want to sting me (and even worse, leave a spinach taste in my mouth)! – And NOW, skeletons who want to skewer me like a shish-kabob!   It”
― Minecrafty Family Books, In the Dog House!

“Only rabbits like to eat carrots every day. And even they enjoy an occasional leaf of lettuce, or spinach, or even bites of tortilla chips. (Yeah, I think our 4th grade class pet, Boo-Boo Bunny, had a stomach of steel.)”
― Minecrafty Family Books, In the Dog House!

“really creative this time? I’m going to go with the”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“But wait, it gets even weirder. As I was eating the apple (which, by the way, was delicious), I felt something thump against my leg. That’s when I discovered my pants had pockets. (How long have I had these?)”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“Poof! Some leaves DISAPPEARED, and then something hit me on the head! I looked down and saw a small tree and an apple, just kind of floating there. My first thought was, Yay, something besides carrots!”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“Good news: There are hidden treasure rooms! (Maybe.) Bad News: Combination locks stink.”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“Bad News: I’m the bait.”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“Bad News: It’s still just a wolf.”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!

“  That’s right! There’s ANOTHER mob in this game! I wish that mob quick reference guide page would have mentioned THAT.”
― Minecrafty Family, In the Dog House!