The Beautiful Bureaucrat Quotes

“It was wise to put bureaucrats in windowless offices.”
― Helen Phillips, The Beautiful Bureaucrat

“I just want to feel immaculate for a few minutes a day,”
― Helen Phillips, The Beautiful Bureaucrat

“Trishiffany said. “And your child was the 129,285,656,702nd.” “Do you know how many hours I spent sneaking around here in the middle”
― Helen Phillips, The Beautiful Bureaucrat

“Kitchen-sink cookies," Trishiffany proclaimed. "Sounds disgusting, right? But I've always been so torn about chocolate chips versus butterscotch chips, but here you don't even have to choose. Walnuts and peanuts! Oatmeal and cornflakes! Raisins and dried cherries. Not to mention the shredded coconut. Sometimes we just need our little freedoms, you know?”
― Helen Phillips, The Beautiful Bureaucrat