365 Things People Believe That Aren't True Quotes

“Surely the snake is the second most dangerous animal, right? No. That would be the cow.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“cats don’t do anything to show that they are nice. This fact will be no different. Cats don’t understand how humans have food. They can’t grasp refrigerators and they have never seen you kill anything (hopefully.) So when a cat brings you a mouse, it is not a present; it’s showing you how to catch prey. Basically, it thinks you are a terrible hunter.   29.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Coffee comes from seeds… which means that coffee is technically a fruit. …Huh…”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Walnuts are… fruit? Are we even TRYING to name food anymore!??? Why don’t we just call coffee a fruit!?!?!”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“some place called Japan.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“eating her own grandmother.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Third? That’s the dog.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“25% of all animal-related deaths in Australia are caused by horses.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“The animal that kills the most humans by directly attacking them is the hippopotamus. Hippos clock up almost 3,000 kills per year”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Mosquitoes kill more humans than any other animal by infecting them with malaria. Of the 600 million that are infected with malaria each year, over a million will die.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Humans kill 100 million sharks annually. That’s three per second.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Okay, so how many people do sharks kill a year? A hundred? A thousand? Five. Vending machines kill over twice that many.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True

“Killer whales experience menopause too. Never ask how biologists found that out.”
― James Egan, 365 Things People Believe That Aren't True