Claiming Victory Quotes

“Emily wasn’t aware that only the quick thinking of the dinosaur in question had, early on in their naval career, saved her husband from a potentially horrible fate involving a Thai prostitute who’d actually turned out to be a man…”
― Beverley Watts, Claiming Victory

“In fact under normal circumstances, if you see me running, it’s a strong indication that you should probably run too, because the chances are that something nasty is chasing me…”
― Beverley Watts, Claiming Victory

“This my daughter Victory. She’s thirty two, still lives at home and her job is err, well err, I reckon she pretty much titivates people’s houses for a living.”
― Beverley Watts, Claiming Victory