Conjoined at the Soul Quotes

“I used to think passion and love were pretty much the same thing, but they're not. Physical contact may feed passion, but it can't feed a starving soul -- only love can do that.”
― Huston Piner, Conjoined at the Soul

“Wally, stop playing with your beans."

Mom is participating in a nightly ritual that never changes. Tonight, The Turd's picking up lima beans, sniffing each one, and burying it in his mashed potatoes.

"I'm not playing with them," he says, matter-of-factly. "I'm checking them for fleas.”
― Huston Piner, Conjoined at the Soul

“Wednesday is pizza day at Chadham High. The lunchroom smells like a cross between a sewer and a dead skunk. Chadham High pizza consists of a cardboard crust and sauce made of mud, topped with some kind of fungus that looks suspiciously like phlegm pretending to be cheese.”
― Huston Piner, Conjoined at the Soul

“And then there's my brother Wally; he's four years younger than me, and he's the classic younger brother -- a turd. The Turd is kind of like that old nursery rhyme about snails and puppy dog tails; he's got the intelligence of a slug and he's about as well house-trained as a Chihuahua.”
― Huston Piner, Conjoined at the Soul

“And it's not like I'm the only guy in history to ever get a hard on in a high school locker room; for a lot of guys it's just a natural reaction to the cool moist air. But the trouble is that around certain guys, I'm radically reactionary.”
― Huston Piner, Conjoined at the Soul