Agnes Moor's Wild Knight Quotes

“What I desire is that which would give you pleasure. If this wine gives you pleasure, I will pour it. If there is something else you would ask of me, it is yours.”
― Alyssa Cole, Agnes Moor's Wild Knight

“As we’re asking idiotic questions, are you able to breathe through your arse? You might have need of such a skill after I bash your bloody face in.”
― Alyssa Cole, Agnes Moor's Wild Knight

“Your Lordship, I know that this title is new to you, but one of the more enforced rules of the peerage is that one doesn’t perform sexual congress, or near it, at the dining table,” Margaret said sweetly over her shoulder. “You are seated next to Agnes, but I will dump a cup of ale over your head if you continue to behave like a canine in heat. That goes for you too, sweet Agnes.”
― Alyssa Cole, Agnes Moor's Wild Knight

“Ah. I thought that the common method of refusal was stepping on my toe and spinning off like a top during the turn,” he said.”
― Alyssa Cole, Agnes Moor's Wild Knight