Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them Quotes

“When you find yourself in a idiotic situation though, the temptation to test how far the idiocy will stretch can be overwhelming.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“If people were meant to talk about feelings, they’d be called talkings.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“Copywriting basically consists of taking something dreadful, putting it in a box with a shiny ribbon, and presenting it to someone. Any disappointment the recipient has upon opening the box is entirely due to their own high expectations and therefore their fault.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“Besides, if I didn’t hate people, we wouldn’t have anything in common.” “Are you saying the only reason we’re together is because we hate everyone else?” “Yes.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“Oh no, the box is full of spiders!” “And? Your disappointment is entirely due to your own high expectations.” “You told me it was a puppy.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“I once asked him if he’s autistic and he replied, “It’s pronounced artistic and no, not really. I can draw a cat though.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“According to Holly, it’s like the bank in It’s a Wonderful Life but I don’t watch black and white movies because I own a colour television and it’s not 1945 so I’ll have to take her word on it.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“Nowadays, everyone has Google on their phone and they can research information anywhere. It’s practically impossible to make things up anymore without someone calling you out.   “Did”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“When I get older, I’m going to watch The Weather Channel a lot. If someone mentions that it’s cold, or warm, or wet, I’ll be able to tell them that a low front is moving in from the west which will give me an opening to be able to complain about my knees. And the price of ointments and balms these days. And the government.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“kept gloves in the car so I could stop and take rocks if nobody was looking.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

“You only have to enter a Walmart in Virginia to experience what the world would be like if everyone stopped caring.”
― David Thorne, Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them