Queen of Klutz Quotes

“Life sucks sometimes, but the detours make it interesting, don’t you think?”
― Samantha Garman, Queen of Klutz

“Am I as pathetic as I sound?” I demanded. “The truth will hurt.”
― Samantha Garman, Queen of Klutz

“How did I not know he was gay? Come to think of it—how did you not know he was gay?” “It wasn’t like he did anything flamboyant. And the guy is into sports.”
― Samantha Garman, Queen of Klutz

“Now, it’s apparently cool to be allergic to everything except kale and water.”
― Samantha Garman, Queen of Klutz

“You don’t have to have life all figured out. In fact, I plan to never have it figured out. It’s what keeps it fun.”
― Samantha Garman, Queen of Klutz