Happy Valley Quotes

“On one occasion two of the stewards fell out over some technical point and began to take a swipe at each other. Delighted onlookers called for the third steward - Harry Penton, owner of the Blue Posts hotel at Thika - who had gone missing. He was sitting stark naked on the roof of the Norfolk, wearing a tin bath over his head and insisting: "I am a mushroom. I AM a mushroom!”
― Nicholas Best, Happy Valley: The Story of the English in Kenya