Sh*t I Hear at Work Quotes

“For the second Monday in February, Sara had this joke: I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.  After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.  I finished my beer and noticed everyone was staring at me.  Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”
― Dale Waller, Sh*t I Hear at Work