The Devil's Lair Quotes

“We were home from our trip just a few weeks when we found out she was pregnant. I did it! I got her pregnant, just as I had planned.
I’m one baby closer to my Lair army.”
― A.M. Madden, The Devil's Lair

“It’s natural…love, marriage, and then baby carriage.”
― A.M. Madden, The Devil's Lair

“I really am good,” he admits arrogantly.
“I told you, dude. You’re really good. When you get older, you’re going to be one of the best bass players I’ve ever seen.”
“I know,” he nods, agreeing wholeheartedly.”
― A.M. Madden, The Devil's Lair

“I love you. We’re a team. We will deal with it, handle it, and figure it all out together. Promise me.”
“I promise.”
― A.M. Madden, The Devil's Lair

“Am I afraid of my wife? Fuck, yeah. She securely holds my balls and their well being in the palm of her hand. That doesn’t make me a pussy. That makes me a very smart man.”
― A.M. Madden, The Devil's Lair