The Great Villager Takeover Quotes

“would ask. Through the corner of his eyes, Notch saw that Smoot was looking perplexed. Notch made a sick groaning sound and this alarmed Smoot even more. He knew where the key was to the dungeon cell. All he had to do was fetch it and open it. Then he could check on Notch and see if everything was alright. “He’s so weak that there’s no harm…” Smoot thought. He rushed to fetch the keys as Notch waited impatiently. Smoot was back with another villager, just for a safety measure. But Notch was still willing to take the chance even if there were two. Together, they heaved Notch out of the cell and placed him on the floor. “What could be wrong?” Smoot asked the other villager. “It looks like he’s passed out, but we’ve been feeding him well enough…” “Let’s see if there’s something inside the cell… maybe a spider?” suggested the other villager. It was almost too good to be true. Smoot and the other villager peered into the dungeon cell long enough for Notch to launch a kick. “Hey!!” they cried out, but it was too late. Notch was already dashing out. He decided to hide somewhere inside the building. He knew that once the villagers heard that he’d escaped, they’d search outside first. So, Notch looked around until he found some chests. He hid behind one of them and waited. Smoot and the other villager were already rushing out, shouting that Notch had escaped.”
― The Miners, The Great Villager Takeover: A Mining Novel

“We’ve all agreed that things were better before...” Arak said. “So could you just put our arms back together how they used to be?” Notch grinned. He already knew this of course. “I told you so. After all, I’m a genius! I’ll do it and release an update soon… so as long as there’s nothing else, I’ll just…” Notch began. Arak interrupted. “But there is something else…” “What?” asked Notch in surprise. “Well, um, we don’t quite like the way our noses look. So if you could just make them a little nicer in this update, that’s all we need…”
― The Miners, The Great Villager Takeover: A Mining Novel

“So could you just put our arms back together how they used to be?”
― The Miners, The Great Villager Takeover: A Mining Novel

“The End of Chaos?”
― The Miners, The Great Villager Takeover: A Mining Novel

“We want to be the first ones to know when Notch arrives.”
― The Miners, The Great Villager Takeover: A Mining Novel

“become a recluse…”
― The Miners, The Great Villager Takeover: A Mining Novel