Christmas Stories Quotes

“hear about Dracula’s”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“Once all the gifts were opened, Dad would hold a big garbage bag open and we would get rid of the wrappings, ribbons, bows and packaging. We would then”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“Do you mean like when I went to the mall with you to do Christmas shopping and I said please and thank you when you bought me that hot chocolate?” asked Scott. “Yes,” said Mom. “Those were your special Christmas manners.” “What about when I said thank you to Billy yesterday at school when he gave me back my book,” said Scott. “Was that my special”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Cringle!”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“not allow anyone else to enter. The kitchen was off limits to everyone in the household except for the three women. “Mine is ready to be put in the oven,” said Grandmother. “You are so quick,” said Aunt Andrea. “Are you sure you put all the proper ingredients in yours?” “Oh,” said Grandmother. “I am positive. I have been making gingerbread houses for many, many years.” Mom and Aunt Andrea could not argue with Grandmother on that point and they both knew they were going to have to step it up a bit to win against her. “What are you doing with the honey?” Aunt Andrea asked Mom. “Don’t you worry about that,” said Mom. “It is my special ingredient.” “I see,” said Aunt Andrea, taking the honey away from Mom when she was finished with it. “Well it is no longer a secret ingredient.”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“OH OH NO!”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8

“Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!”
― Uncle Amon, Christmas Stories: Cute Stories for Kids Ages 4-8