Queen Red Riding Hood’s Guide To Royalty Quotes

“When your enemies drag your name through the dirt, you can emerge covered in roses if you look for the flowers hidden in the field.”
― Chris Colfer, Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty

“I didn’t think Red could write, but she definitely wrote this.”
― Chris Colfer, Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty

“It’s very important a monarch never reveal a pebble in their shoe, for their enemies may turn it into a boulder!”
― Chris Colfer, Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty

“Sometimes the best way to prevent a burn is by lighting yourself on fire!”
― Chris Colfer, Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty

“Don’t get mad—get even!”
― Chris Colfer, Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty

“I had 12 of my favorite portraits of me hung so we would have something pleasant to look at while we ate.”
― Chris Colfer, [(Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty)] [By (author) Chris Colfer] published on

“Her ego was out of control! It blinded her judgement, making her vulnerable in ways she didn't think were possible. In the end, a couple of snarky comments from a teenage girl defeated her. I saw it happen! Sticks and stones didn't break her bones. It was words that hurt her!”
― Chris Colfer, [(Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty)] [By (author) Chris Colfer] published on

“Being spoiled and greedy is a dangerous combination. Not all of us can manage it as well as I do.”
― Chris Colfer, [(Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty)] [By (author) Chris Colfer] published on

“tie the green up," "tiara Frisbee," " guess what's under her dress," Will she sink or swim?" and my favorite " is that a wig?”
― Chris Colfer, [(Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty)] [By (author) Chris Colfer] published on

“please everyone, so make sure you please yourself! Acknowledgments So many people to thank, such little time!”
― Chris Colfer, Queen Red Riding Hood's Guide to Royalty