The Mother Goose Diaries Quotes

“All we can do is live every day like we want to be remembered,”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“Jack and Jill fell down a hill—so what? Little Bo Peep lost her sheep—how is that my problem? Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock—call pest control, not me!”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“Just like they say, “History is invented by those who outdrank the other witnesses.”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“It feels just like the time we joined Christopher Columbus’s ship thinking it was a Mediterranean cruise.”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“they called Lester Debuna Yatsu, which means the fat one.”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“By the way, who is naming these people? Snow White is not a name, that’s a description! Cinderella is just cruel and Rapunzel sounds like something that happens to fruit when it’s left in the sun. Do famous people name their kids ridiculous things”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“We spent the next several months learning all the ancient traditions and arts of ninjutsu. We had espionage Mondays, assassination Tuesdays, combat Wednesdays, deception Thursdays, and finger painting Fridays.”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries

“People are still talking about that amazing party I threw on the night of her execution.”
― Chris Colfer, The Mother Goose Diaries