The Redoubt Quotes

“They won't mind takin' you in as well, they'll spoil you rotten they will, Christ but a young boy like you? You'll be that mothered to death you'll be glad to leave.”
― Stuart Minor, The Redoubt

“Moan, moan, bloody moan,”
― Stuart Minor, The Redoubt

“Where would we be without smokes?' He said happily. 'Doesn't bear thinkin' about, it would be like a world without women, fuckin' horrible,' Williams said lazily. 'Be worse if there was no tea,' Ed said. 'Bloody hell,' Williams gasped, 'don't even joke about it. I can't imagine a world without a good brew. Can you picture it? It's what separates us from the animals.' 'If the generals all came round tomorrow and said that we'd ran out of tea in France the country would be empty of soldiers the next day. Can't fight a war without a bine and a cup of cha,' Ed said. 'Wouldn't be anythin' to fight for would there?”
― Stuart Minor, The Redoubt

“Oh landlord have you a daughter fair? Parlez-vous. Oh landlord have you a daughter fair? Parlez-vous. Oh landlord have you a daughter fair, with great big tits and long blonde hair. Inky Pinky Parlez vous. My only daughters far too young, Parlez-vous. My only daughters far too young, Parlez-vous. My only daughters far too young to be fucked by you, you dirty Hun.”
― Stuart Minor, The Redoubt

“The French have had a kicking from day one and most of our army is still learning which way to hold a fucking rifle back in England.”
― Stuart Minor, The Redoubt