This Means War! Quotes

“Are you related to a Senator or some other type of career criminal?”
― John Locke, This Means War!

“grammar’s the difference between feeling you’re nuts and feeling your nuts.”
― John Locke, This Means War!

“I got more stamina than a Viagra rabbit.”
― John Locke, This Means War!

“Cool, if you’re two miles from the airport and want to identify Aunt Nelda’s actual plane before she lands. Not so cool if you’re a terrorist with a stinger missile who wants to send Aunt Nelda to hell for posting a photo of pork-laced bullets on her Facebook page (I’m not making this up about the pork-laced bullets. A company in Idaho coats bullets in pork-infused paint for those who not only want to kill Islamic terrorists, but also prevent them from entering paradise).”
― John Locke, This Means War!

“rape her methodically, over time, like a Senate reform bill?”
― John Locke, This Means War!

“Acceptin’ things as they are ain’t a big deal. It’s just bein’ practical.”
― John Locke, This Means War!