Happiness Isn't Funny Quotes

“You go back in time a few weeks in your Jesus DeLorean”
― Gabriel Rutledge, Happiness Isn't Funny: True Stories of a Road Comic

“She goes on to write a bestselling weight loss book called Crash Diet.”
― Gabriel Rutledge, Happiness Isn't Funny: True Stories of a Road Comic

“When I was on stage, a fifty-something woman walked toward the stage and told me she wanted to show me her tattoo. She proceeded to unzip her pants and partially pull them down. Like a sucker I said, “I don’t see a tattoo.” She replied: “I had a tattoo of a mouse, but my pussy ate it!”
― Gabriel Rutledge, Happiness Isn't Funny: True Stories of a Road Comic