100 Jokes for Kids Quotes

“What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Thanksgiving Jokes Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? A: Your teeth! Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to come to America in the spring? A: It was rumored that April showers bring Mayflowers”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Palmatian!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Why do elephants live in the jungle? A: They do not have to pay rent there!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Why are fish so gullible? A: They always fall for the hook, line, and sinker!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“rodeo?”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“What did you learn in school today? A: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? A: The elephant’s shadow!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

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“Knock knock! Who’s there? Moo! Moo who? Are you a cow or an owl?”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“How”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“suggestions,”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Lassie?”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did one dairy cow say to another? A: Got milk?”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“What do you get when a rabbit gets a perm?”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“What do you get when a rabbit gets a perm? A: Curly hare!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: Alarm cluck!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the elephant eat the candle? A: He wanted a light snack!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Fun”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“books”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

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“Fleece Navidad!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Summer”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? A: Your teeth!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids

“Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops!”
― Uncle Amon, 100 Jokes for Kids