Scary Stories Quotes

“I’d say Bob must have had a bone to pick with your brother-in-law. He really messed him up in a big way.” “How so?” “He brought in an industrial meat grinder.” “Are you serious?” “Dead serious.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“He tried to stuff the woman's arms down the commode and totally plugged up the pipes. Of course, he sawed them into small pieces beforehand, but he couldn't get the toilet to flush.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“I’m no good at talking to people,” Herbert said dejectedly. “I couldn’t sell a bucket of water to a man on fire.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“He also sawed off one of her hands and used it to finger-paint the bathroom,” The officer at the door shouted, and then heaved again.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“You know, Alan, I think the crazy bastard used the vacuum to suck up the blood that pooled, drained it into a bucket, and attached it to a blower.” “What a sick fuck,” Edgars bellowed.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“he felt the bile rise in the back of his throat. Blood and gore covered the walls and the ceiling.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“After all, Max, Denise, and the hillbilly down the road, who just had his throat torn out, were the only humans for a hundred miles.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“he withdrew his gun and blew Harry's head apart with one shot. Blood, brains, and gore spurted in clumps in all directions. Without pausing a beat, Raymond put the gun in his mouth and blew his brains out the back of his head. More blood, brains, and gore decorated the wall, the floor, and the ceiling. It also ran down the lens of Bennie’s camera and part of his face.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“Raymond reached as far as he could without blocking the lens of the camera and slit Millie’s throat from ear to ear. The reddest blood they had ever seen spurted in all directions from the wound and splattered the floor, the ceiling, the walls, and the three witnessing the horror. Millie sucked futilely for breath through her mouth and the gaping hole in her throat. Raymond pointed his big 44 Magnum at Bennie’s head and said with heart attack seriousness, “If you want to live,”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“The plane had exploded in flames upon impact, and everyone aboard had immediately received a free cremation, courtesy of One-Stop Airways.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“She butchered several students at college in her senior year and later confessed to doctoring candy with razor blades on Halloween. She poisoned and maimed quite a few children in 1984. Several of them died of internal bleeding. I hope this helps.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“when the crime scene crew wheeled out several open stainless steel basins of skin slices, hanks of hair, and bone fragments unidentifiable with a particular brother.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“They just used the lead pipes to soften them up. Then, they sliced and diced them with the machetes and the chainsaw. It was one grisly sight,” Toast exclaimed as the second limp body bag came forth.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“Yeah, the cash was gone if they had any, but we found three drivers licenses belonging to the Ramos Brothers swimming in the blood, gore, and shreds of clothing. We assume it‘s them, but we won’t know for sure until the autopsy.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“figures emerged from all sides with baseball bats and iron pipes. A vicious series of bone crunching whacks sent the brothers to the floor, writhing, and screaming. When they saw their attackers trade their clubs for machetes, they begged for mercy, but the men in black with red tarantulas emblazoned on their chests just laughed and kept hacking long after the screaming had stopped. When they finished, the room and everything in it were soaked with blood.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“Two weeks later to the day, someone poisoned the Ramos dog with hamburger laced with arsenic.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“blades, slivers of glass, and tacks in candy given to the neighborhood children last night. Several of the victims are in critical condition due to internal bleeding.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“We’re here to help Jesus cleanse your soul a little more. I think a hot bath of sulfuric acid should do the trick. Don’t you, Frank?”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“he lured the last five children into the recreation room on the lower level and bludgeoned them into unconsciousness with a crowbar. After he tortured them until they died, he chopped them up, placed the pieces in heavy-duty garbage bags, and pitched them over the side of the patio retaining wall into the ocean.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“Henry noticed some debris floating in the water that had a reddish tint. Then, a bloody torso with one arm, one leg, and half of Dave’s’ skull surfaced and started bobbing up and down in the water like a human buoy.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly is to the bone.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“Then the boulder that kept the beast from reaching Claude and Cory disappeared in a puff of smoke. The last thing they heard was a gale of raucous laughter filling their ears as the grizzly pounced on them with all its fury and began to maul, slash, and tear them to ribbons with toothy delight.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“he saw Cory on the ground just outside the hole in the rock face. He had a big bump on his head, and he was holding his right knee and glaring at him in disbelief. In his mind’s eye, Claude saw the bear bounding into the hole as he scurried away as fast as he could. He heard Cory’s gut wrenching scream and the sound of the grizzly ripping his friend apart.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

“A black dude accidentally cut his hand with a knife and disregarded the warning about bears being drawn to blood. From out of nowhere, this huge monster of a grizzly came right into their camp and tore the dude apart with its massive jaw and claws.”
― Billy Wells, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3