Christmas Stories for Kids Quotes

“was spending the time with his wife in Florida. He sighed again. “What's the matter,” his wife, Mrs. Claus, asked. “It's this beard.” He turned away from the mirror. “It's driving me crazy.” “What? I thought you liked the beard.” He stroked it thoughtfully. “I do, I suppose. It's just that it's so hot out. This thing is so stifling and itchy and I just want to get rid of it.” “So shave it,” said Mrs. Claus. “I can't.” “Oh, why?”
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“Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?”
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“cards?”
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“Uncle Amon Books Copyright © 2014 All rights reserved.”
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“Christmas.”
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“Click here to grab your copy today!”
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“Music?”
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“family”
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“India”
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“then.” “I can't go back to the handlebar. As much as I'd love to. People expect the beard.” Mrs. Claus sat down, growing frustrated. “No one sees you anyway. Who cares what they expect?”
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“the handlebar. As much as I'd love to. People expect the beard.” Mrs. Claus sat down, growing frustrated. “No one sees you anyway. Who cares what they expect?”
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“where it was Christmas and we'll probably”
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“Alton opened the door to his apartment and shielded his eyes. The normally dark room was filled with bright light. Peeking through his fingertips he eventually saw that the light was actually made out of many smaller lights. He stepped inside and rubbed his eyes. A short robot ran to greet him. “Welcome home, Alton!” the small robot chimed. “Yeah, yeah. What's with all the lights,” Alton said tiredly. “I have decorated for Christmas!” Alton kicked off his shoes and shuffled further into the apartment. Strings of lights had been hung everywhere. They wrapped around the walls and draped across the ceiling. Any surface not covered in lights had been dressed up with garlands made of a shiny plastic that reflected the lights. Everything seemed to give off light. “Why have you decorated for Christmas?” asked Alton. The robot's head clicked as it formed an answer. “Because that is what you do on Christmas. You decorate your house. Do you not like it?” To be honest, Alton did not like it. He did”
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“Christmas?”
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“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:”
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“What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Black mail!”
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“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave”
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“Surprise friends and family this year with a special gift. You don’t have to spend money to give a special gift. You can draw a picture, sing a song, offer to do some extra chores, or just help around the house!”
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“Oscar floated past Mark, still pointing silently with a shocked expression. Mark pushed him away. “Okay fine. Wait until its Christmas at command, but just please stop asking me where it's Christmas. It's going to be Russia for a very long time. Russia is very big in case you haven't noticed all those times we were above it.” “Russia is pretty big,” Oscar said to himself. He tried to wait silently and made it five minutes. “Is it still Christmas in Russia?” “What? Yes of course.” “No, I mean, is it only Christmas in Russia still?” “It's Christmas in a lot of places that aren't Russia. Like Japan, China, the Koreas, Vietnam...” “Yeah I know but what about Europe? Any of Europe got Christmas?” “No.”
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“Q: Which”
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“Boxing”
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“Which bug does not like Christmas? A: A humbug!”
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“sensing”
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“horizon.”
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“Q: What game do reindeer play in their stalls? A: Stable-tennis!”
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“Q: What was the monkey’s favorite Christmas song? A: Jungle bells!”
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“Keep an eye out for Santa!”
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