Stampy Vs. Sparklez Quotes

“the cake blew up, and killed him instantly. It was a fitting end for someone like him. "Live by the cake, die by the cake!”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“His fur caught on fire, and then he started running around like Steve Balmer during a Los Angeles Clippers rally. "Burn, baby burn!”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“A few well placed shots will take your opponents engine out -- or melt their face off. Hmm, I like the second option...”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“The legal department said we couldn't kidnap Timberlake and Bieber. I wanted to see those two fight..." "That wouldn't be much of a fight. J.T. would slay J.B.," said Sparklez. The Announcer started laughing, "I know! I want to see that little Canadian troll get beat up by a true pop icon." His voice changed and suddenly he was back to his normal, happy, totally bonkers, self. "Whatever... I'll just take my anger out on you two.”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“We should make J.T. and Bieber fight next... but I have to run that past our legal department," said The Announcer.”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez

“TV's death-grip.”
― R.K. Davenport, Stampy Vs. Sparklez