Hell or High Water Quotes

“I swear to Christ, man. Sometimes I think you’re just a potato with four limbs.” “If you’re gonna insult me”—Bran’s grin remained in place—“at least get it right. I’m a really well-hung potato with four limbs.” “How”
― Julie Ann Walker, Hell or High Water

“That’s Lord Asshat of Bigdicksburg to you, my friend.”
― Julie Ann Walker, Hell or High Water

“But right now, he couldn’t help but wish the guy looked a little less like he belonged in underwear commercials and a little more like he belonged under a bridge.”
― Julie Ann Walker, Hell or High Water

“Tug the pug? Wax his ax? Wobble his knob? “Did you guys hold a Who Can Come Up with the Worst Euphemism contest at some point and not invite me?” he called up”
― Julie Ann Walker, Hell or High Water

“He didn’t wait for her approval, simply yanked one cup of her bra down and marveled at the berry-colored nipple that sprang into view.”
― Julie Ann Walker, Hell or High Water

“Me and Uncle John will hang out here. Give you all some time to do your wooin’.” “If that’s the case, you may be here all night,” Doc boasted. “My wooing has been known to last—” “Yeah,”
― Julie Ann Walker, Hell or High Water