Don't Call Me Hero Quotes

“I had a gorgeous, half-naked woman straddling my lap, but apparently I wasn’t supposed to do anything about it.”
― Eliza Lentzski, Don't Call Me Hero

“Bumble-fuck, Minnesota.”
― Eliza Lentzski, Don't Call Me Hero

“No, I will not make out with you.” Her red lips curled up. “Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?” I smirked.”
― Eliza Lentzski, Don't Call Me Hero

“Pain was weakness leaving the body.”
― Eliza Lentzski, Don't Call Me Hero

“The goal is to open up the plant to air and sunlight; even though we’re cutting away at the plant, it will make it healthier and stronger.”
― Eliza Lentzski, Don't Call Me Hero

“Fucking Julia.” I flung my long hair back over my shoulder, hiding the fresh bite. Twenty-eight years old with a hickie. Awesome.”
― Eliza Lentzski, Don't Call Me Hero