Shadow Watcher Quotes

“Never argue with a stupid person, he’ll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.”
― K.F. Breene, Shadow Watcher

“I was uncomfortable, my ankles were the size of my upper arms, I was short of breath, I still had to pee even though I just freaking peed, and I wanted to cry and punch things, simultaneously.”
― K.F. Breene, Shadow Watcher

“Why are you bringing logic into this? This isn’t a place for logic. This is a place for unicorns and cotton candy.”
― K.F. Breene, Shadow Watcher

“Did you know that when Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris?”
― K.F. Breene, Shadow Watcher

“My pants were still around my ankles. Two guys were fawning all over me like grandmothers, in a bathroom, with plastic wands for testing urine in their hands, not worried that my butt was bare. And I was letting all this happen without freaking out.”
― K.F. Breene, Shadow Watcher