Toddlers Are A**holes Quotes

“Why do we buy them? Because you hope that eventually you’ll find that toy that your toddler loves so much that they stay away from you for more than 15 minutes. Each toy purchase is a gamble for a moment of peace. They’re like lottery tickets. You know you’re going to lose but it’s fun to try.”
― Sopha King Tyerd, Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

“Why do we buy them? Because you hope that eventually you’ll find that toy that your toddler loves so much that they stay away from you for more than 15 minutes. Each”
― Sopha King Tyerd, Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

“You’re going to spend a considerable amount of cashola on toys.”
― Sopha King Tyerd, Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault